Thoth, scribe to the GODS. Judge of the Rekhekhui, the pacifier of the Gods, who Dwelleth in Unnu, the Great God in the Temple of Abtiti. Twice Great. He who is beset by the demons of Carpal Tunnel and sleepest not when there's stuff to do, reads everything, including pickle jars and short stories.
Thoth invented writing so there would be more to read, although he did not invent text messaging, an invention he attributes to the demigod, Chuck-Norris.
In his spare time, Thoth hangs out at his oasis working on his tan. He likes to pay particular attention to his inner thighs. The babes like his inner thighs, and find his godly package mesmerizing.
ROFLMAO!
ReplyDeleteI agree. :) But still--totally curious!
DeleteI wanted to ask when you'll start posting, but I'm distracted by that blue thing on your wrist. Are you wearing a watch, oh mighty Thoth?
ReplyDeleteVicky, do not let the magic of my sapphire amulet distract you from appreciation of my godly thighs. We have a queue and should start posting soon. If you want to submit, now is a good time to petition the GODS.
ReplyDeleteYou aren't the real Thoth ! What it is this!?
ReplyDeleteWhat is this website for here exactly?
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